Aap zara Oversized T-Shirt

Aap zara ... honge? Three lines of cream Devanagari across the back: "आप जरा" (would you kindly) on top, "होंगे ?" closing the question underneath, and a much larger middle line that is an English phrase spelt out in Devanagari, and not a polite one. A painfully polite Hindi question with a very impolite middle, and it only lands when you read it out loud. The front carries only a small BEZZATI wordmark in spaced capitals on the left chest.

Fabric: 100% cotton at 240 GSM — heavy enough to hold its drape instead of clinging, and still breathable.

Fit: Unisex oversized with dropped shoulders and extra body length. Sizes XS to XXL, with the chest running 39 to 49 inches. Size down if you want it closer to the body.

Colours: Black, Navy Blue and Maroon, all with the print in cream.

More to read out loud: Ka kha ga and Inability play the same game in Devanagari, both with a completely plain front.

Shipping and returns: Free shipping across India on every order, with no minimum. 7-day returns and size exchanges.

Care: Machine wash cold inside out, dry on low heat, iron inside out and never directly on the print.

240 GSM 100% cotton. Unisex oversized cut with dropped shoulders and extra body length for a deliberate slouch. Plain crew neck, no contrast trim. Machine wash cold inside out, dry on low heat, iron inside out and never directly on the print.

Dispatched within 48 hours. Free shipping across India on every order. Returns and size exchanges within 7 days of delivery - unworn, with tags.