Everything Is Illegal

Every genuinely good idea you've had this year has been either illegal, immoral, or something HR would want a word about. The fun stuff is always on the wrong side of a rule.

Printed on the chest: A small penguin in a beanie holding up its own WANTED poster, next to "everything I want to do is Illegal."

Menace behaviour, cutest possible packaging. For the friend whose plans always start with "okay so technically —". Soft blue print on a clean white tee, so the joke lands before anyone realises what they've read.

240 GSM 100% cotton loopknit, bio-washed and pre-shrunk. Dropshoulder oversized fit — size down for a regular fit. Cold machine wash inside out, do not iron on the print.

All measurements in inches. May vary by ±1 inch.

Dispatched within 48 hours. Free shipping across India on every order. Returns and size exchanges within 7 days of delivery — unworn, with tags.